Aspen
Age: 22
Hometown: Cocoa Beach, Florida
Occupation: Model
Ante up: “I’m the spokesmodel for Lucky Strike Lanes. They opened one in Vegas, and now I’m all over billboards and taxis. They’re putting me on poker chips; I have to gamble with my picture on the chips!”
Creativity is key: “There are a lot of corny pickup lines. Guys ask my name and then say the quote from Dumb & Dumber: ‘A little place called Assspen.’ They think that’s a good way to break the ice and start a conversation, not realizing that I hear it all the time.”
Costume change: “If I could live in a bikini for the rest of my life, I would. My wardrobe consists of bikinis. I think we should ban clothes and just wear bikinis.”
Sweet revenge: “I have big eyes, and in high school my face didn’t fit them. There was this guy I liked, and he wrote FROG EYES on my locker, took a picture of himself pointing at it and laughing, and then gave me the picture. I hear he’s in a miserable relationship now.” |