The skinny:
Crave should stick with GBA titles like Donkey Kong. The smaller platform makes it harder to pick up on subtle errors. You would need to play Miami Takedown on a GBA the size of a bee's dick to miss that this game is dangerously pathetic. You switch control between the detectives played by Will Smith and Martin Lawrence in the Bad Boy movies. If bad boys are what you want, stick with watching reruns of the vice presidential debate. That John Edwards is one sassy little bitch!

Tantalizing tidbit:
The only tantalizing thing about Takedown is our warning to stay the hell away.

Buy, rent or run away screaming?
Buy it as a way to tell that special gamer girl out there "I hope you get hit by a bus today."